I always thought my first son would be named Elijah. But Colin is more important.


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Q
DON'T. SAY. THAT. You know I would have to bring you back and bite your toe because that makes me upset! I LOVE YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT, GOOBER.
Anonymous
A

I’m sorry :( I love you broski. Life’s hard, ya know? And I promised too many people I wouldn’t attempt again. So we are alright


I really really wish I could kill myself. Or at least i wish that my last attempt succeeded.


shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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in-my-mouth:

Bananas Foster Muffins

in-my-mouth:

Bananas Foster Muffins


Q
Tumblr doesn't joke about that kind of thing. We all know what it feels like to have somebody be sarcastic about something we're insecure about... It was genuine. :)
Anonymous
A

Buh, you’re too nice. And I really appreciate it, you cheered me up a bit! :)


freestylefreedom:

Sometimes is isn’t about you…

freestylefreedom:

Sometimes is isn’t about you…